BLOG STOP~ SCHOOLED TWO By Deena Bright
Blurb:
The Final Lesson Plan
SMUTLESS
Schooled Two
“They’re baaack!”
The raunchy, witty gang from Schooled is back again, but this time what they lack in full-out graphic erotica, they more than make up for in humor, sarcasm, sexual innuendo, and believe it or not, emotional angst.
Now that Janelle Garrity’s reputation has been slandered all over her hometown, and the locals are referring to her as “Professor Pedophile,” she has a lot of cleansing of her good name to tend to. But that won’t stop her from still getting down and dirty with her sexy boy toys, Briggs Alexander and Leo Cling. Both men taught her about that four-letter word, lust. But, can they further her education and teach her even more about that other four letter word, love? Briggs and Leo both possess secrets that Janelle never saw coming. Will those secrets be too much for her, causing this teacher to dismiss class early? Or does Janelle Garrity, teacher extraordinaire, have that special ability to turn all situations into a “teachable moment” for everyone involved?
Inquiring and dirty minds want to know; will Janelle hold on to that hunky football star, taking him all the way to the end zone? Or will Janelle choose the romance-reading intellectual as her other half? The Final Lesson Plan will give you all the answers, and you won’t even have to cheat.
SMUTLESS
Schooled Two
“They’re baaack!”
The raunchy, witty gang from Schooled is back again, but this time what they lack in full-out graphic erotica, they more than make up for in humor, sarcasm, sexual innuendo, and believe it or not, emotional angst.
Now that Janelle Garrity’s reputation has been slandered all over her hometown, and the locals are referring to her as “Professor Pedophile,” she has a lot of cleansing of her good name to tend to. But that won’t stop her from still getting down and dirty with her sexy boy toys, Briggs Alexander and Leo Cling. Both men taught her about that four-letter word, lust. But, can they further her education and teach her even more about that other four letter word, love? Briggs and Leo both possess secrets that Janelle never saw coming. Will those secrets be too much for her, causing this teacher to dismiss class early? Or does Janelle Garrity, teacher extraordinaire, have that special ability to turn all situations into a “teachable moment” for everyone involved?
Inquiring and dirty minds want to know; will Janelle hold on to that hunky football star, taking him all the way to the end zone? Or will Janelle choose the romance-reading intellectual as her other half? The Final Lesson Plan will give you all the answers, and you won’t even have to cheat.
WARNING~ contains extremely strong language, sexual reference and ramblings so If you are easily offended don't Fuckig read any further. Thank you.
MY REVIEW
errrrrmmmm......Holy....Mother....of Gwad.....ermmm .....God Help .....Me. where the fuck to even begin......Jesus Christ...I have no clue what I'm going to write.
I will try with starting from the beginning...so I am going to rehash some of the shit, I said in a previous post I did about these books.
I heard so many things about Schooled so I bought it of course....and then just left it on my kindle unread along with all my other thousand add unread books on there.
That is the main reason I sign on this tour because then I would HAVE to read it before reading Schooled two.
OK hold up before we go any further this review is kina writing itself so I am going to be taking about both books going back and fourth...so try and keep up. (much like the Janelle)
Holy Mother Fucking Hell....Nothing could have prepared me for what I read and I mean Fucking nothing.....it blew me to Hell so did book 2; they took over my life for two days straight. its been a very very very enjoyable two days indulging in a world I have always been curious about.
I am totally at lost about what to say about this story I have so much thing jumbled in my head....Fuck One point I need to make clear is just how superbly brilliant this story is, its beyond AWESOME.
In the words of Janelle I wanted to find a way to punch myself in the face for not reading this spectacular story sooner.
Janelle A 29 year old teacher, she walked on her husband eating out the butt crack of his secretary in their marital home on the bed they shared.
My Janelle
That incident act as the catalyst creating a situation that I have wanted to explore or at least talk about....but no one ever want to talk about it. I mentioned it once and everyone thought I was the devils daughter for even suggest we discuss it.
And the "it" I am referring to happens to be Miss Garrity having her way with two men (not a threesome) at the same time. Exploring her sexuality.
She re-connects with a former student Briggs, they start a very pleasurable teacher student relationship only this time she is schooling him in the art of pleasuring a women.
"Society did't allow this, frowned upon a women finding her sexuality, her sexual being."
"Society did't allow this, frowned upon a women finding her sexuality, her sexual being."
Now living in her brothers pool house, he ask her to find a landscaper....she only knows of one person...a former student little did she know little nerdy Leo Cling was no longer nerdy or LITTLE he was now a fully grown MAN; one that knows a thing or two about satisfying women. After making out with a girl and much coaching from her minx of a best friend. The horny teacher just had to have him also...and why the fuck not? for years I have pondered this very same question who makes up these frigging stupid rules? I strongly do not believe the human race was made to be monogamous.
"A women was suppose to be with one man, Monogamously and faithfully that was how it was written, what was expected"
"women weren't allowed to experience such sexual satisfaction; that made us whores, liking it even worse"
In book two she ask "How can I possibly be in Love with two guys at the same time?" My answer to that question; because that was how we were designed TO LOVE MORE THAN ONE PERSON.
swiftly moving on; Society and morals sucks so she can not have them both, she has to decide. Emotionally the situation is not very nice I have watched that polyphony program and it's serious is not worth all the bloody drama and constant rule this and rule that you might as well stick to one partner.
Schooled two she has to decide which man is her missing puzzle piece Briggs or Leo. From school one I knew exactly who she was going to end up choosing and I was so fucking right.....well of course I'm hardly ever wrong.
If you want to know who she chooses are going to have to read the book.
If you want to know who she chooses are going to have to read the book.
Schooled two was just as good as one smart, witty, funny, sexy and steamy. yes steamy it is smut-less....but God gave us all imaginations all you have to do is bloody use it and you will be fanning yourself. HOT
This one is was very different, it dealt with a lot of emotions from going back and fourth, falling in love, secrets been revealed and the dilemma of actually picking the person that is meant for you. (I believe more than one person can be meant for you...well I think so I'm bot sure see this what happen when we don't talk about things like this...people are left confused with a million question).
Up first is Leo, he has grown a lot from book one, you see him come put of his shell to become this alpha type MAN and I damn does he step up and become a man. The love he has for Janelle is so beautiful, and clear for everyone to see. I felt for him with what he was going through regarding his family situation. He still has his sweet nerdy qualities, that matches Janelle's. What man loves musicals, chick flicks and read romance novels???? no man except Leo he can make anything manly and totally sexy.
One thing I was sad about he had to keep leaving, her I wanted more Leo time.
One thing I was sad about he had to keep leaving, her I wanted more Leo time.
will Janelle choose him to be her soul mate?
My Briggs; Oh man, oh boy did this man make my head spin. I just want to wrap myself around him and never let him go well I don't want to let Leo go either (yes I know Whore so fucking sue me it does not hurt to get caught up in a little fantasy). I think Briggs has the biggest growth he matured and maned up. He put all those Sex-ed lesson Janelle have him to good use and ran away with it becoming the sex God he should have always being. He went from a player to beautiful man romantic man with so much love to give. The dates he took Janelle on were just breath taking he went from only thinking about himself and his needs to putter her needs and satisfaction before his own. I just wanted to eat him up. Soooo badly it was insane. I wanted to jump into that book and take over her life. Fuck the heartache I could bang both those boys until the cows come home. Lord knows I would a happy women. OK Ok...thats the last time I will talk about the sex i swear (fingers cross behind back). Briggs is also keeping secrets from Janelle. Once she finds out what he has been keeping from her, will that affect his chances of winning her heart?
I loved all the characters (obviously not the cheating bastard and his skank). Char is the ultimate best friend...supportive, witty, tell it like it is, funky, beautiful, they have a beautiful friendship.
"Every one should have a best friend like Char"
My Briggs; Oh man, oh boy did this man make my head spin. I just want to wrap myself around him and never let him go well I don't want to let Leo go either (yes I know Whore so fucking sue me it does not hurt to get caught up in a little fantasy). I think Briggs has the biggest growth he matured and maned up. He put all those Sex-ed lesson Janelle have him to good use and ran away with it becoming the sex God he should have always being. He went from a player to beautiful man romantic man with so much love to give. The dates he took Janelle on were just breath taking he went from only thinking about himself and his needs to putter her needs and satisfaction before his own. I just wanted to eat him up. Soooo badly it was insane. I wanted to jump into that book and take over her life. Fuck the heartache I could bang both those boys until the cows come home. Lord knows I would a happy women. OK Ok...thats the last time I will talk about the sex i swear (fingers cross behind back). Briggs is also keeping secrets from Janelle. Once she finds out what he has been keeping from her, will that affect his chances of winning her heart?
I loved all the characters (obviously not the cheating bastard and his skank). Char is the ultimate best friend...supportive, witty, tell it like it is, funky, beautiful, they have a beautiful friendship.
"Every one should have a best friend like Char"
My Char
I know I have banged (pun intended) on about the sex and open relationship blah blah blah but this book is so much more than that, so much more in fact. The biggest thing I took away from this book is acceptance; just accepting who you are and judging yourself for the things you feel or want to explore. And nobody has the right to judge you either. Its their problem not yours.
Not having any regrets, not living in the land of what ifs. just do what makes you happy.
Family~ its so important to have your families love and support in times of need. Jasper is awesome he is so supportive and protective of his sister, he was so cute trying to do the bad boy thing. Her sister also the voice of reason. never judging just being there.
Time to wrap this up I have rambled on long enough. First the writing was amazing so witty I have NEVER LAUGHED so much in my life; my lips are swollen from biting it so much trying to stifle my laughter I just wanted to LOL and I did many times in inappropriate places. Lord help me.
The sarcasm was just dripping from each word.
The banter between the Characters was what brought the book to life making it so believable. I loved the added perspective it was very unexpected and very welcomed.
The ending was simply beautiful.
Don't you want to find out who she chooses or if she flipped the bird to society and had them both????
well I'm not going to tell you so you need to read the book to find out.
I recommend to EVERYONE ESPECIALLY YOU PRUDES, HOMOPHOBIC, RACIST, FUCKERS. you might learn something.
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